Car drivers get fined for driving with only one working headlight; why do motorcyclists get away with it?
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Don’t you know that he invades even that? That the vectors are endless due to the outright insanity of everything?
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And to you, don’t I wish a Happy New Year?
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Has the new year started? When is the next one? I’m asking for a friend…
Isn’t this the Year Zero?
Isn’t every year the Year Zero?
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What about Year ZeroWing? Or are we too early?
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What’s going on with all the time leaks?
WTF doesn’t R2-D2 have a voice transcoder so he can tell people what’s wrong with the X-Wing so they can fix it? We had cars in the 1980’s that could even tell you your door was open, how hard could this be?
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Would that be the opposite of deus ex machina?
Anyone else notice how many threads are about organizing one’s space, so soon after New Year’s resolutions were (presumably) made?
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Nonsense, don’t you know how often he saves everyone’s bacon in those movies? In Episode I he is literally the flying example of deus ex machina.
People still make resolutions? After this election, fuck it, I’m not changing either, right?
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Two questions and a side comment earns a Donalding these days? Lighten up, Francis.
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Does that shit fly in Iowa City?
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Does anything fly in Iowa City? That town is dead.
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Even when the lighting expert is in town?
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What do you go to Iowa City for, anyway?
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The University of Iowa, haven’t you heard they don’t know how to replace light bulbs so they need to fly someone in from New York to do it?
Seriously, how many people in Iowa City does it take to replace a light bulb?
Nobody knows, that’s why they literally need me to go there for three days, what’s up with that?
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Perhaps it has something to do with the visual presentation of posteriors when an Iowa light-bulb changer ascends and descends a ladder, compared to imported posterior presentations?
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Don’t you know we use catwalks? Ladders, what do you think this is, 1950?
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On the catwalk, eh?
Up on the catwalk, a big wheel is spinning
And Dollars to Deutchmarks, and pennies from heaven
And up on the catwalk, there’s one hundred million
With letters from thousands that say ``Just who are you?‘’
There’s one thousand names that can spring up in my mind
But you’d call it blackmail and that’s just not my kind
And up on the catwalk, up on the catwalk
And I don’t know why
I will be there, I will be there, I will be there
I will be there, I will be there
Up on the catwalk there’s street politicians
That crawl in from Broadway, say then who are you
And up on the catwalk there’s one thousand postcards
From Montevideo, say that I’ll be home soon
Get out of Bombay and go up to Brixton And look around, to see just what is
missing
And up on the catwalk, girls call for mother And dream of their boyfriends
And I don’t know why
I will be there, I will be there, I will be there
I will be there, I will be there
Tonight, under the crystal light, I’ll tell you everything I need
Tonight, under the crystal light, surrender everything to me
Up on the catwalk, and you dress in waistcoats
And got brilliantino, and friends of Kim Philby
You float through the night time, like manna from heaven
But what, what do I know, and just what do I know
And up on the catwalk, in sweat that glistens
And I don’t know why and I don’t know why
I don’t know why
I will be there, I will be there, I will be there
I will be there, I will be there
Tonight, under the crystal light, I’ll tell you everything I need
Tonight, under the crystal light, surrender everything to me
Angel Angel Angel Angel
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
One thousand names that spring up in my mind
One thousand names that spring up in my mind
Like Deodata, Michaelangelo, Robert de Niro, so many others
Nastassja Kinski and Martin Luther - there’s room for others, away from me
Up on the catwalk, up on the catwalk, up on the catwalk
I don’t know why.
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