1975? Didn’t I read about that in my history books?
Why are you kids standing on my lawn?
Shouldn’t this be in the Are You Old thread?
Isn’t that the best view into Ms. Butterman’s boudoir? That’s why you come out here, right?
Whatever works best, right?
Isn’t that a really good point?
Why stop at half measures, then?
Can we just use the gorilla?
Isn’t that even better?
Aren’t you on a roll today?
Isn’t it because Mondays suck? Don’t we need to fight back against them and make them better for each other?
“Hey, what’s up, Ms. Butterman?”
Might this Monday not be sucking in a few minutes?
Are Leicester going to have a snooker world champion again?
Perhaps not? Wouldn’t it have been nice if they did it yesterday, but won’t you take it?
(Confused? For non-football fans, isn’t this what?)
Don’t I wish I’d put some money on LC at the beginning of the season, when they were 5000-1 underdogs?
Does it really matter how they did it?
Wonder what odds I can get on them getting relegated next season?
And didn’t snooker boy do it too?
Snooker?
Isn’t Monday other people? Didn’t I have a Monday?
Hell is other people and Mondays too?
Can I offer you a cyber-hug and my sincere hopes that it gets better?
Hang in there. You’re among friends.
Didn’t I specifically implore you not to do this? Are you happy now that you’ve spoiled my evening entertainment?
Say, are you a friend of Donald Sutherland? Have you seen him lately?