Did you ever hear the story about how I drove to Hartford late one night and took a hammer to a guy’s car? I mean, don’t mess with the 3:2 ratio, right?
Fascinating, do you know anybody that actually lives in Hartford? Can you believe that I don’t?
Do you have a steganographic watermark in there, to guard against just such a travesty? Although aren’t those usually defeated by resizing, anyway? Have you looked into some sort of DRM?
I find it’s generally safer to never upload anything over 800 pixels or so, and isn’t that easier? Looks fine for any screen, but who wants to print an image the size of a business card? Anything out there is going to get taken, so don’t put anything out there that’s of any real use, make sense?
Anybody else enjoying the DMV right now?
Is it possible to enjoy the DMV?
With a full bladder?
Can I really only be 2 numbers away (in my letter queue)?
Are you waiting for one window? Can they just close that window right after dealing with the person before you? Would you have to join the back of another queue?
You can’t renew online?
Can’t you just drive around on a foreign driving licence and pretend you’re just visiting?
Isn’t that easier if you’re driving a rental car for 3 1/2 years?
Did you know that In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire Hurricanes hardly happen?
Newly purchased old car, so no?
Would you believe this was my third trip, so far?
First one said that, even though I had a receipt from paying my local taxes (which are vehicular taxes and not income taxes in CT), the payment hadn’t been cleared electronically and so it didn’t count and they don’t take paper (EXCEPT WHEN REGISTERING A NEW VEHICLE WTH)?
Second trip – would you believe that office is closed on Mondays?
Third trip – is it really possible I now have my really genuine-good-for-ten-days temporary registration?
And that I don’t have to go back until I pass an emissions test?
The hell?
Hearest, honourable hearer, how hellish, humid, horrible happen-stance hits home.
Hearest he, honourable hearer, how hellish, humid, horrible happen-stance hits home?

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Wait… did I get the first one???
(To be honest, I thought I was in the lounge…)
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Suppose it rains in Spain an average of once every 9 days, and when it does, hurricanes have a 4% chance of happening in Hartford; when it does not rain in Spain, hurricanes have a 1% chance of happening in Hartford – what is the probability that it rains in Spain when hurricanes happen in Hartford?
Hunh?