Can’t I believe it? Does anyone know what the underlying factors are?
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Aren’t they great at that age? Don’t you wish they could stay that way, and not grow up to be assholes, like most adult geese? But aren’t we happy that at least they aren’t swans, which are psychotic assholes with superhuman strength (and often with full protection of the Queen of England)?
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Yea, but didn’t the queens (and kings) of England protect a lot assholes throughout history?
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Why is it that every time I’m leaving Canada I always have > $20 in loonies and toonies left over?
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Have you gone to a gift shop yet? Didn’t I get a neat Canada themed husky plush the last time I was in Canada? What is it about adulthood that stopped my plush collection? 
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Did I show you the squirrel and hedgie plushies we got on Granville Island? Isn’t a pound and a half of change okay, since I just stuck it in a suitcase pocket?
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Hey, did you know I was wrong? Am I not very pleased to report that now I’ve spent all this change on Aero Bars?
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Om nom nom?
Selling air in your food as a plus point is good marketing, no?
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In this case doesn’t it just work so beautifully, though, eh? Aren’t Aero Bars one of the things I always look forward to when I get to go to the Great White North? (Or the Indian market near my house that sells them for some reason?)
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It’s almost like both Canada and India were part of the same empire, isn’t it? 
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Because everyone knows coins aren’t real money?
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Were? Were? Did I miss something?
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Why didn’t I see them in the UK. though? Was I just not looking hard enough?
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Did you look in the North? Wasn’t Aero created by Rowntree in York around the same time they invented Kit-Kat?
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Have you seen Kennewick man’s ivories?
Aren’t the teeth cavity-free (signaling a diet low in sugar and starch) and worn down to the roots—a combination characteristic of prehistoric teeth?
Wouldn’t teeth worn down to the root be even more painful?
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Do they ever hit your nerve with the needle?
Doesn’t that seem to happen much too often to me? Is my dentist out to get me?
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How in the world did you not find Aero bars in the U.K.? Isn’t that unpossible? 
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Isn’t the buckle nerve particularly worrisome, since mine gets hit pretty frequently (proof: pain, then tingling and a follow-up sense of numbness all the way to the tip of the tongue) and every time, my dentist reminds me that it is possible to lose sensation in the tongue for months or even years as a result of that nerve hit? Doesn’t she then remind me that it is particularly crucial to open as wide as friggin’ possible for the pain shot in that area, for just that reason?
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