Hey, did you know I was wrong? Am I not very pleased to report that now I’ve spent all this change on Aero Bars?
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Om nom nom?
Selling air in your food as a plus point is good marketing, no?
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In this case doesn’t it just work so beautifully, though, eh? Aren’t Aero Bars one of the things I always look forward to when I get to go to the Great White North? (Or the Indian market near my house that sells them for some reason?)
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It’s almost like both Canada and India were part of the same empire, isn’t it? 
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Because everyone knows coins aren’t real money?
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Were? Were? Did I miss something?
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Why didn’t I see them in the UK. though? Was I just not looking hard enough?
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Did you look in the North? Wasn’t Aero created by Rowntree in York around the same time they invented Kit-Kat?
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Have you seen Kennewick man’s ivories?
Aren’t the teeth cavity-free (signaling a diet low in sugar and starch) and worn down to the roots—a combination characteristic of prehistoric teeth?
Wouldn’t teeth worn down to the root be even more painful?
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Do they ever hit your nerve with the needle?
Doesn’t that seem to happen much too often to me? Is my dentist out to get me?
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How in the world did you not find Aero bars in the U.K.? Isn’t that unpossible? 
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Isn’t the buckle nerve particularly worrisome, since mine gets hit pretty frequently (proof: pain, then tingling and a follow-up sense of numbness all the way to the tip of the tongue) and every time, my dentist reminds me that it is possible to lose sensation in the tongue for months or even years as a result of that nerve hit? Doesn’t she then remind me that it is particularly crucial to open as wide as friggin’ possible for the pain shot in that area, for just that reason?
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Why is it that the kids who don’t pay attention in class expect me to fill in the blanks for them? Did I not have a “mom” moment today, when I scolded them for spending so much time looking at their damn smartphones when they should be paying attention to the prof?
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Did you know I went to the Indian market on the way back from the airport and picked up a couple more Aero Bars? Isn’t it justifiable, since it’s for Science to compare the Canada and India ones?
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You know that phrase “youth wasted on the young” which used to bug me back a few decades ago? Doesn’t it make sense now?
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HOLY CRAP ARE FINALS REALLY NEXT WEEK?
Not that I’m anxious, mind you, because haven’t I already figured out how well I need to do on each of my finals, in order to still grab an A in each class? And don’t I have some wiggle room? Still, won’t I be spending the next four days immersed in studying? Maybe?
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Hasn’t my lawyer said I can’t discuss anything at this time?
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@nemomen what is Princess Pricklepants’ position on this most recent act of domestic terrorism? Radicalized by a squirrel, perhaps?
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