If Texas did vote to secede, since we legally can’t, wouldn’t it likely drag in the courts for a while then be another footnote in the history of the decline of the GOP? But if somehow they managed it, once the massive economic collapse and political failure set in, might they be foolish enough to try to declare war on Mexico to try to go out with a bang rather than a whimper? Since it’s only ~10 counties representing the lunatics out of 250ish isn’t it likely to fail at the convention if it doesn’t go to a popular vote to fail there?
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Would it help Trump’s wall if it could be built around Texas instead?
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Doesn’t Bush’s wall already cut a nice slice off of the edge of Texas?
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You ever have one of those days where you keep wanting software to crash faster, since you’re waiting for it to crash to debug the latest of the carnage from a massive rewrite?
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Does anyone else feel like the phrase “mission accomplished” has been ruined forever? What should the replacement, non-sarcastic saying be?
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“Bless your heart, good job, have a nice day now”?
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*struggles to keep a straight face* Are you sure that would fit the criteria? 
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Ok, how about…
Mission Accomplished!
*sad trombone
…?
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How about we go with “
Victory! ” until that one gets ruined?
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Could the cursing aficionados also use “fuck yeah!”? Why do I love that word so much?
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You’re all beginning to sound like New Zillindas (?)
Tonight’s movie - Mississippi Grind, Killer Joe, or Klute?
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Did you steal Klute from my watching queue?
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Anyone else start the day going to the funeral of a 97-year-old and end the day with a birthday party for an 88-year-old?
Wasn’t it wonderful to celebrate a life devoted to family and love? Wasn’t it strange to celebrate a life devoted to the antithesis of family and love?
Don’t I wish I was related to the man who was devoted to family and love, instead of the other one?
Wasn’t it cathartic to cry with the family built on love and support, who have taken me in and loved and supported me?
Why the hell didn’t I get a family like that?
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If you’re waiting for a copy from Seattle library, won’t you have to wait until I’m finished with it?
Shouldn’t they have more than one copy?
Don’t they have two, apparently?
A bakery, a Jew, and a Muslim African immigrant/refugee all in the same film? How the hell did I miss this movie being released?!?
I’m definitely going to be watching a late night showing of it at Portland’s Living Room Theater this weekend, but what should I get to snack on while I watch it?
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Latkes, of course! What? Do you think I am some kind of Hamantaschen eating barbarian? Can you put sour cream on a Hamantaschen? None of this is to say that I don’t eat Hamantaschen, it’s just that I am not a barbarian when I do eat them (I eat them with tea or coffee), you know what I mean?
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