Qultists believe the Emergency Alert test will finally usher in the New World Order... for real this time

feeling a bit “backed up?”
sorry 'bout that. maybe add some fiber to your diet of BRAAAAIIINNNSS?
which you obviously have already done. cool. ’

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I’m feeling a bit like a zombie, that might be because 30 minutes before I was done with work for the day we had a major production outage and I needed to stay late working to fix it and get our users back online.
Maybe I can blame the Emergency Alert for the outage when we do the root cause analysis.

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I am feeling a bit zombie-like right now, but I tested positive for COVID yesterday and I took some benadryl last night so I could actually sleep.

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I decided to celebrate our newfound zombiness tonight.

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Nº 8:

By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

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Omg Omg Omg…

I haven’t spoke to my brother in a few years for reasons but my kid is in contact with her cousins.

She learned today’s that he turned off his phones, wifi, internet stuff, tv, and all electronics so the government couldn’t activate the tracking devices.

I knew there was a reason I gave up on a couple immediate family members.

I may mail him some anonymous tinfoil.

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Volunteer goes home… very carefully considers your words… looks ashamedly at the ten dozen heavy-duty rolls of Aluminum foil they had bulk ordered… then thinks, Yes. I’ll need to purchase even more.

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Maybe because:

  1. We are what we eat.
  2. German food.
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Welp, it’s been more than 12 hours now, and still nada.

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Boutique realities resemble soap operas. Any kind of resolution ruins the high of anticipation, thus a series of episodic cliffhangers is employed to maintain fascination about a story that has already been told repeatedly, yet never ends.

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Yep. Being generally unmoved by zombie movies, I think “The Return of the Living Dead” is exceptional.

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Thats why MAGAt brains are so valuable. They are near impossible to find and never used.

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… you might like “iZombie” then — it’s specifically an homage to RotLD more than anything else :woman_zombie:

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Oh, no!
I hope it’s not too bad for you :frowning:
Ice wraps for the headaches were the best thing I found, if you get them. Mine were vicious.
And if you get attacked by zombies, I think they’ll appreciate the chilled dessert. Such a fresh take on their usual meal.

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This alert hurts.

BearsSuck

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This is my 2nd bout of COVID. I’m not nearly as sick as I was the first time. Plus, I qualify for Paxlovid, so that’s helping a ton. This time, my main symptoms have been some serious sinus drainage, and pretty bad body aches.

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That reminds me, I need to go to Spatula City later this week.

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I’ve heard the gift of a spatula is a great way to tell someone you love them.

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