It could have even scarier…
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So, the signal killed everyone in US? Or at least people who were vaccinated.
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Yep. You can tell I’m dead by the way I type - my typing is much more staccato than usual.
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Well technically the vaccinated were changed into “zombie-like humans”, unless they were isolated from their cell phones.
I just texted my cousin in Chicago. She’s fully vaccinated, but fortunately she was accidentally stuck in a bank vault for 24 hours, so she’s okay but very scared. Of the few unvaccinated folk she has met, many have come down with some weird respiratory illness and the rest have been raptured.
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Well, I think I’m alive, but I’ll note that the alert on my blood sugar monitor has been going off a lot today. I usually don’t have this many “medicinal candy bars” in a day. (Seriously. I didn’t think I’d been that busy today!)
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Oh no. I didn’t see the warning about the emergency alert beforehand and got a full dose.
Something seems to have gone wrong though. Rather than craving brain, I’m craving bran. Thankfully, I had a bran muffin available.
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So they were changed into zombie-like humans indistinguisable from how they originally were but somehow different?
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feeling a bit “backed up?”
sorry 'bout that. maybe add some fiber to your diet of BRAAAAIIINNNSS?
which you obviously have already done. cool. ’
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I’m feeling a bit like a zombie, that might be because 30 minutes before I was done with work for the day we had a major production outage and I needed to stay late working to fix it and get our users back online.
Maybe I can blame the Emergency Alert for the outage when we do the root cause analysis.
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I am feeling a bit zombie-like right now, but I tested positive for COVID yesterday and I took some benadryl last night so I could actually sleep.
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Nº 8:
By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.
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Omg Omg Omg…
I haven’t spoke to my brother in a few years for reasons but my kid is in contact with her cousins.
She learned today’s that he turned off his phones, wifi, internet stuff, tv, and all electronics so the government couldn’t activate the tracking devices.
I knew there was a reason I gave up on a couple immediate family members.
I may mail him some anonymous tinfoil.
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Volunteer goes home… very carefully considers your words… looks ashamedly at the ten dozen heavy-duty rolls of Aluminum foil they had bulk ordered… then thinks, Yes. I’ll need to purchase even more.
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Maybe because:
- We are what we eat.
- German food.
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Welp, it’s been more than 12 hours now, and still nada.
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Boutique realities resemble soap operas. Any kind of resolution ruins the high of anticipation, thus a series of episodic cliffhangers is employed to maintain fascination about a story that has already been told repeatedly, yet never ends.
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