Seconds after the alert went off and I cleared all the devices my 8 year old asks “are we zombies now?!?” I was like what? Did you see that online? Then I remembered I was telling him about crap on the Internet not being true and cited that example days back lol
I told him yes, he asked if he could eat my brain and I said sure! Then he said he didn’t think we could be zombies cuz he didn’t feel like brains would taste very good. I think we’re both a little disappointed
It woke me out of a nap. Is that insidious enough of an act to think it’s a conspiracy?
yes but…
are you snackish at all? any strange appetite cravings?
This, so much. Life so isn’t like Mission: Impossibe or whatever.
Life can be stranger than fiction, but reality is utterly mundane.
Also, people who can’t stop ranting about how incompetent “the government” is and how “the government” can’t get shit done and so on and on and on - and then those very same people credit the very same government with being able to pull off super complex conspiracies in total secrecy for decades…
I’m betting the early activation was thanks to some plucky Q-Hero sabotaging the NWO plan and screwing up the timing of the carefully planned yet seemingly fragile plot thereby saving the world from zombie apocalypse forever!!! 
/s
How can you be sure? Nobody saw a living zombie!
Rob doesn’t count!
If a zombie attacked me, it would probably die hungry…
Aha! Zombies aren’t living. Nice try.
The message from George is real, the 5G virus? Yeah, that’s a huge pile of crap.
Exactly! Even the Romulans get it!
Ok, it was just a Halloween joke by the American government, wasn’t it?.
