Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/14/raccoon-climbs-up-side-of-skys.html
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Are you trawling us with that “baited” breath fishiness?
It’s " 'bated breath" as in “abated breath” as in, “we held our breath” …heathens.
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Has anyone considered that this was a protest climb, and that the raccoon may have intended to hurl itself off at the end trailing a NO TARIFFS ON IMPORTED BEER sign.
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Testify, brother! This isn’t 'Nam; there are rules.
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They really are just like people!
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Well no, at least some of us ate old sardines and grapefruit rinds so out breath would be sweet to raccoons. You didn’t?
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Bated breath and baited traps.
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“Thank You Raccoon, But Our Princess is in Another Castle”
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Opinions vary.
“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.” - Aleister Crowley
“I am the law.” - Sylvester Stallone
Also, irrelevantly:
” I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life’s more stereotyped roles.” - E.B. White
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Trawling? driving trollies?
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According to reliable sources on Twitter, #MPRRaccoon has turned down a dinner invitation to the White House, stating she prefers to eat trash from a dumpster that is not on fire.
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Don’t forget wet coffee grounds, which complement fish and grapefruit so well…
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So back down on the street then?
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That one day you lend your jetpack to your friend, and it’s likely why he’s missing…
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I wish it was for that reason…
Infinity War spoiler:
Groot was one of those that disappeared in Infinity War when Thanos snapped his fingers
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The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Bollocks to that.
Coincidentally, this was circulating just a few days ago:
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Which fits my theory: it was a drunken, raccoon bet.
“I can climb anything!”
“See that? Betcha can’t climb it.”
“Hold my fermenting, expired orange juice.”
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