Someone in the marketing meeting misunderstood the colloquialism, “House Porn”.
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FTA:
Q: “Is there any connection between the house and sex? Like do you think that if you buy it you will be more likely to have sex?”
A: “I don’t understand how this question is relevant.”
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Adolescent male imagines being rich.[1]
- Original research.
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*puts on They Live glasses*
Antisocial Group - a consortium of professional narcissistic personality disorder enablers whose mission is “to make making money feel like squeezing raw power juice out of the sad, disposable labor of husk-like subhumans by intersecting the worlds of cash + misogyny + barf”
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All the comments re “gold” and “bond” got me itching to post this:
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I assumed this house is something a Saudi prince would buy for his sexually repressed teen son.
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Panem’s hottest property is Opus. Avox staff optional.
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Not at all. Clearly this house is being marketed to the Sovereign from Guardians of the Galaxy 2
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Indeed, Auric Goldfinger’s pad was the picture of taste and restraint compared to this (or compared to Trump’s properties for that matter).
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#Late Stage Capitalism
First!!!
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The video needs re-dubbed with 70s bow-chicka-wow-wow music.
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They would just accuse you of being sexist.
“We’re showing powerful, empowered women. They have all the gold!! Do you feel threatened by them?”
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Who would then sexually assault and abuse the staff and generally get up to all kind of hijinks, as they do.
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I can only imagine that this is the opening to a cyberpunk thriller where they all end up dead in the next scene.
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Skin suffocation… it’ll get you every time.
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Which is why all you need to know about Donald Trump is by having a look at the photos of his apartment in Manhattan.
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house for someone who wants to live in a porn fantasy
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In my vision they are mostly synthetics.
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Boys will be boys /s
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