Reminder: don't eat fidget spinners


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this is why we can’t have nice things.


Darwin told us this would happen.


Focused more on medicines or poisons but still…:
(warning Blue nightmare fuel / ear-worm)


Pretty sure my 7 year old is past the stage where she’s putting unknown objects in her mouth.


If you can’t eat them, what are they for?


[Disclaimer: this has already been debunked by Snopes. Seemed like the perfect answer, though.]


From the article’s sidebar:

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The fact that the young girl was able to have a conversation with her mother the whole time suggests that while she was in great discomfort she wasn’t in immediate peril, and I’m glad everything worked out OK.


Bucky Balls are still ok to eat though, right?


Late Stage Capitalism.


Quarter sized toy? Did the bearing fall out?




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