Rep. Jody Hice (R-GA) against D.C. becoming a state because it's "without a car dealership"

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“Back-petaled”?
What is he, a flower?
“Back-pedaled”.

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I’m pretty sure the District of Columbia does have a capital city…

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It certainly has one hellava swamp. Every real state has one.

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The Watchmen series already figured that out…

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Although in this case the 51st state is Vietnam.

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Don’t worry the 700,000 people in DC, you already have representation as they see your signs on the way to work!

I mean they aren’t even trying to make serious arguments are they? They’re just showing their contempt for the good people of DC. Laughing at you. Letting you know that they couldn’t give a fuck whether you live or die as you wouldn’t vote for them.

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DC has a team in each of the five US major sports leagues (NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, MLS). Washington Football Team play their games in Maryland though.

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Yes. I wrote “football team.”

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Is your second NFL supposed to be NHL? They’ve got one of those, too.

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Yes, I’ll correct it.

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Not that I like that team, but it does exist (even if I wish it didn’t). Thanks!

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I mean come DCA is Washington’s airport after all.

Well, congress’s.

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Your Plymouth dealer is a dealing man, Year, Year
I’m a Plymouth dealer dealing man
Right now I’m giving the best deal ever on that view Plymouth
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I beg to differ, filmwise

Best line:
“Shit happens”
“No. Shit don’t just happen. Shit takes time. Shit takes effort.”

Highly recommended for some humorous, action-packed, twisty British/American comedy.

And, in any case, the UK as the USA’s off-Europe aircraft carrier has long been the 51st state, I am very depressed to note.

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Rep Jody Hice: D.C. shouldn’t be a state because it’s full of garbage people.

Senator you are aware most of you don’t live in here year round right and once most the corruption has left for the year DC is actually a pretty nice place?

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D.C. also has more people than Wyoming.

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If that ever happened for real China would sh*t a brick.

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Doubly so since in the universe the war was won by a 50 foot tall naked, immortal blue man.

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Thank you for a good giggle.

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