Republican pundit muses whether Jews secretly destroyed OceanGate sub to keep people from finding out Jews sunk the Titanic

Yes.

 

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More on MAGA fascist loons throwing shit to see what sticks to OceanGate tragedy.

(Excerpt from link) Charlie Kirk suggests that the CEO of OceanGate “killed himself and his customers with wokeness”

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If only the sub had been designed by some old conservative white guy instead of…let me check my notes…Richard Stockton Rush the Third. :roll_eyes:

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You see, all the others were in on it, obviously.

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Let’s send stewed peter straight down to the Titanic site so he can check it out for himself.


We’ll wait here for ya, stewed.

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True. Was told to me in the mid 70’s by an elderly chap on holiday in the Jewish run and clienteled seaside holiday hotel my mum worked at and that I came along with during summer months. It took me many years to understand the underlying dark humour behind it. I wish I had written down more of his jokes and sketches but if you look at many 50’s 60s and 70 American Jewish comedians you’ll get the jist.

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Well if anyone knew the best way to get to a lifeboat, she did.

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“So, how was the voyage?”

“Same old, same old…”

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The Jessica Fletcher of maritime disasters.

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Well, the thing is, the set-up to that joke is incredibly anti-Asian too.

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Oh, if only the issue of name origins were that “Schwarz-and-Weiss”, but it isn’t.

There is the First and the Second!? The horror :scream:

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I have a nice urban bridge to sell this guy. Cheap, too. Trust me.

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According to Jimbopedia, III had two kids (no further details given). Who, one hopes, will find ways to cope with all this and turn out smarter than their dad.

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Seems obvious: Huge ships are not as maneuverable or as stoppable as smaller ones, so they’re more likely to hit things and with that helped along by their greater size. They’re the big, doofy klutzes of the seas.

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Angry Black And White GIF

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Sorry. I guess you’re one of the people who prefer to call them raspu tins? :frowning:

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Hey Now! Give Marge a break. She didn’t actually say Jews sank the Titanic and the Titan. She’s just a frequent guest of the idiot who believes that.

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