My favorite Rickroll -
Signed Rick “roll” courtesy of Tony Packo’s cafe in Toledo, OH.
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ho ho ho, no siree, as my friend Montgomery says, “fool me once, shame on you…”
You can fix this.
Do you not know how to work your scroll bar on your mouse…?
Although I’m sure you could create a Grease Monkey or similar script if it was THAT important to you…
Aaand @shaddack already suggested that. 
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Hmmm Lets see…
Show me the scroll wheel/bar on my mouse please.
Heh
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10/10
I listened to the whole thing out of respect.
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I have that same Trackman Marble, and Logitech does indeed provided a scroll function, albeit clunky: http://www.logitech.com/en-us/product/trackman-marble?crid=8
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Me: “Whoa, look at all those comments! There is surely another furious debate going on about whatever strange point this article is trying to make!”
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The most impressive part of this was the three months of setup articles.
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Are you… serious? You can scroll just fine with that mouse. Such mice are way too large for my hand, but they do, indeed, have a scroll function.
I would suggest you read the manual next time.
Actually, just get a new, better mouse. It’s not 2002 anymore!
Yes I know.
Install the software that loads every time you boot.
scroll function?
We don’t need any stinking scroll function!
Or you could just get a proper mouse that actually functions correctly. But what do I know.
¯\(ツ)/¯
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hopefully all the comments you get on this will show you don’t have to appeal to anger to attract readers.
…this is sarcasm, yes?
1: I do know there’s software from Logitech.
2: The Marble mouse kicks ass in Gaming .
3: That mouse and it’s variants are still made today. Wonder why…
';p
I hate those mice. As well a those stupid ergonomic keyboards. They are all made for giants. The ergonomic keyboards make my very fast, 130+ WPM typing into a painful, slow experience. They should both be illegal. #KeyboardPriviligeIsREAL
I am not clicking - this is just another attempt isn’t it… I know it is… oh gosh… how will I know for sure, if I do not click the link…
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If it helps, I promise you it’s not goatse! I’m so glad the internet got over that sort of prank-linking, and chose to embrace Rick Rolling instead. So glad.
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I love Tony Packo’s - So many good memories there. I had no idea Rick signed one of their buns. Classic childhood summer day for me, Mud Hens game followed by a trip to Tony’s. Good times.
As far as keyboards go:
The IBM Model M keyboard FTW
As far as the mouse/persons size goes… yes it’s a tad big but then again I am 6’6" so…
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I like my ergonomic keyboard very much, thankyouverymuch, and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
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