Originally published at: Rollerskating will save your kids from drugs, and gangs, and unplanned pregnancies! | Boing Boing
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I used to say, “Get your kid into paintball, and they can’t afford drugs.”
But a lot of other hobbies would be included in that.
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You’re saying that if I don’t want my daughter getting pregnant, I should get her a brand new pair of roller skates?
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Immediately comes to mind is CCGs like Yugioh, Pokemon and MtG.
For slightly older kids you can try to get them into Warhammer to really drain their discretionary funds.
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yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying!
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love this! thanks for sharing!
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Gunpla is also a pretty nerdy hardcore hobby
And Lego is also up there
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Or a brand new key, at the very least.
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I was about to type that it’s got to be very difficult to get pregnant while rollerskating. Then I remembered Rule 34.
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Whoa, Reno’s own Roller Kingdom makes Bb? this commercial has been a local favorite since it originally aired. Meanwhile, Roller Kingdom keeps on rollin’!
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Another classic Rhett & Link commercial:
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Okay.
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