Rudy Giuliani almost starred in ‘Fraud Guarantee’ cable TV infomercials

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/06/rudy-giuliani-almost-starred-i.html

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Oh, god, that shoop… horrific.

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“Fraud Guarantee, Sofa King Cheap”

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Compared to the ones with mouths in eye-sockets it is downright soothing.

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I’m just happy there’s more variety in the bad shoops.

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It guarantees fraud?

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InvestSafe™
Is an insurance product which will insure investors against investment fraud. Fraud Guarantee does not insure the actual investment with respect to the probability of success or failure. Instead, we provide protection against “fraud” on the part of the investor.

https://www.fraudguarantee.com/products.html

The actual reason they chose that name is perhaps the biggest punch line in the story: trying to obscure damning google search results.

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Oh, imagine the internet content glory we almost had.

Speaking of, this was absolutely glorious:

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You’re so welcome

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Moclan president from The Orville?

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