Ruin The Movie - just add a word

Hu’s on Tariffs…

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Dances with Meow Wolves
meow

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Desperately Searching Susan Sontag

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Existential Dredd

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Lap Dances With Wolves

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I think that is pretty much the same thing.

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Amelie Bedelia
My Left Foot Itches
Space Toast Jam
Mary Pimple Poppins
A Bug’s Life Vest
Monster’s Ball, Inc.
Chariots of Fire Extinguishers
ET the Extra Large Terrestrial
Million Dollar Baby Diaper
Pirates of the Caribbean Cruise
Steel-Toed Magnolias
Schindler’s Listserve
Swamp Thingamabob
Avengers: Endgame 2
Pancake Turner and Hooch
Cocktail Peanuts
My Dinner with Andre the Giant
The Cook, The Thief, OJ, His Wife and Her Lover
(That entry was very bad and I deserve scorn, …and it was definitely a ruined movie.)
Lady and the Tramp Stamp
My Big, Fat Greek Wedding Crashers
Under the Tuscan Sun Shade
Love, Actually Not
Farenheit, 911 90210

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IDK I’d go to see that one.

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Yes, might be an improvement not a reduction. Just imagining the Spaghetti scene…

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Tramp Stamp :smile:

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Having it as a “Forever Stamp” would have been a touch funnier… but yes, this is hilarity.

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The Thin Man-splainer
The Bee Sting
Three Business Days of the Condor

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The Dark Crystal Pepsi

Mystic Godfather’s Pizza

Mystery Spot Alaska

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Might be an improvement, especially if Chiwetel Ejiofor’s character was actually The Operative from Serenity:

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The Shawshank Redemption Center
Raging Bullshit
Rebel Without a Cause and Effect
Good Will Hunting License
The Grape Apes of Wrath
Wells Fargo
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Duckling
Titanic Flop
Ben-Hur Durr

(apologies in advance if I repeat anybody… I have only made it about halfway through reading the entire thread)

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Very good. I acknowledge my plagiarism now that I see you both were on it first. I’ll keep looking… Small minds think alike…

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Ben-Hur Durr more than makes up for it.

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LOL. Personally, I am still chuckling about “Swamp Thingamabob”

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(Apologies for any duplications.)

The Right Stuff It
Inherit the Wind Sock
The Lives of Others Suck
Bull Shit Durham
Floofy Cat Ballou
Grumpy Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
Kill Heating Bill
Lonesome Dove Bar
We Were Armchair Soldiers
The Prime Steak of Miss Jean Brodie
The Sand Dollar’s Pebbles
The Lion In Winter Gear
Rob Roy Tonight
12 Angry Men Asleep
The Fisher Toys King
The Hateful Eightball

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The Breakfast Club Sandwich
Three Men and a Baby Hitler
Good Will Hunting Wabbits
Potty Training Day
Batman Knits
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Daiquiri
Do the Right Wing Thing
Total Cereal Recall
8 Mile Jog
Alice Cooper in Wonderland
In the line of fire trucks
Seven Pounds Sterling
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Ford Galaxy

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