Russia re-establishes contact with sex lizard satellite




You can get any porn you want if you find the right satellite.


Look at those four, sitting there basking in their post-coital glow.


Final transmission from the satellite: “So long, and thanks for all the mealworms.”


Do you like sex, Mr. Lizardbowski?


And, are they doing, erm, it, uhh, well?


I dunno, looks like a sound-stage to me… Just look at the shadows.


Thank goodness, I was worried about the orbital sex lizards.


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