And in time, when the great ships appear in our skies and our cities fall to the Mutant Gecko Overlords and their Drosophila minions, we will rue the day we meddled in affairs which Humankind Was Never Meant To, Erm, Meddle In.
Sex study shows reptile dysfunction in zero-G.
This fellow is making an impassioned plea to NASA for a rescue mission.
Spoot-nik!
He appears to be solely interested in terrestrial vehicles
Isnât five an odd number? I wonder if thereâs one lonely gecko left out, or if they make a pair and a threesome, orâŚ
My guess: 1 male, 4 females
Nice!
Iâm surprised they didnât go even further, such as:
Gecko Group Sex Satellite Fails to Re-Enter, Frustrates Research Staff
Or for some pulp feel:
Mutiny in Space: fueled by lust, cavorting lizards refuse to return to Earth.
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(also, what gives bb? I canât make single word repliessssssss?)
Gecko Orgy Too Hot for the Satellite Bots?
So Close!
2 and 3 might make more sense for redundancy in case of problems getting up
Stray Schismatic Sex Satellite Strands Spunkonauts
This is all well and good, but what happens when they all come back on their own, with their progeny, with malice in their hearts, and human experimentation on their minds?
I gotta go with Xeniâs âRussian lizard sex rocketâ on the main page, which has been changed above to âgecko sex rocketâ.
Go with lizard Xeni. Letâs not beat about the bush here.
How about: âLizardly Lust Runs Rampant on Russian Rocketâ ?
