Doomed Russian gecko sex rocket makes for the week's best headlines

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Skinky.

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The most important question is: what’s the best name for a band (or a tumblr, if you prefer) that can come out of this?

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Making New Lizard Overlords Overhead Not Going Well.

Russians Cannot Confirm Geckos In Sky-High Club

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I agree that in a just world, these would clearly be the week’s best headlines. After all, they would easily make it onto a list of the 52 best of the year. Unfortunately, we do not live in a just world, and today was the day Reuters ran this headline:

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Just 15 minutes, please?

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Giggity.

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Well, that really should have been:

Checker and HP Settle Over Chubby App

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The Geckos did reportedly send one message before all this started:

“If this satellites a-glitchin’, don’t send a mission.”

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how much action do they get in Tulsa normally?

It really depends on who you know…

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Our long (inter)national nightmare is over.

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It sounds like the Roscosmos Rocket will continue rocking for some time.

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Amusing headlines aside, props for not linking to The Hideous Newspaper Which Shall Remain Unnamed. The only way to beat the trolls is not to feed them…

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New source reports Russian scientists reconnect to orbiting outer space group lizard sex tape venture. International community buzzing with sexual tension.

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