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I haven’t seen many beheading videos, are they known to have their dicks out at the time?
Snuff film turns into fluff film (cue porn music)
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I pity people who are this damn gullible, also known as fools.
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The ex-Mossad (sorry, not ex-Mossad) character is perfectly designed to draw in ammosexuals, wannabe action heroes that they are.
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LITTLE-KNOWN CLASSICAL LITERATURE FACT: This was actually in the original ending Charles Dickens wrote for A Tale of Two Cities but censors of the day wouldn’t approve the graphic description of Carton biting off the executioner’s dick.
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I have the restored text in the Penguin Classics, originals series - I have to say the line:
These are far far better gentlemanly parts that I partake
than I have ever partaken before
gives me chills every time.
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In the latest episode, he convinced pro-gun activist Dan Roberts that the best strategy to prevent yourself from being beheaded was by biting the would-be executioner’s penis.
Works for me. Every single time a terrorist tried to behead me, I bit his sausage, and he let me go in a hurry! Dear God, I hope they are no female terrorists!
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Gives me the willies!
(I’ll get my coat.)
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Goddamn it, if only I had the where-with-all to blame terrorists when I was caught biting another guys dick! Well, put that in my back pocket for next time!
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That was by DICKens, right? Coincidence? I think not.
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This simply can’t be true. This has to be a set up where both parties are complicit. It’s just too weird. Meanwhile, I’m laughing my ass off.
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Roberts enthusiastically tried out the tactic on Cohen, who wore a strap on dildo.
I shot my coffee out’a my nose laughing. BTW: My two co-workers / fellow lab rats are recovering Muslim Immigrants, they for sure love America now big time!
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No, but they were wearing strap-ons.
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It’s not exactly “Make love not war”, but at least “Have aggressive simulated sex-play, not decapitations”. Or perhaps “And they shall beat their swords into dildos, and then trick some dildo into acting like a dildo”.
“Quite.”
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You can turn off the Internet now, Sacha just won.
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You deserved it if you were using teeth you cretin!
(talk about terrorism…)
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