Pink vibrator vs. cop


#1

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#2

To the last, I grapple with thee; from hells dong, I stab at thee.


#3

For dildo’s sake, I spit my pink thong at thee!


#4

If detective movies have taught me anything it’s that most cops don’t appreciate a Private Dick poking around in their business.


#5

Well, if you take it out, it’s not really a “private” dick anymore, is it?


#6

Cop did not shoot assailant?


#7


#8

Just don’t try it with this model.


#9

The world’s smallest lightsaber plus holster?


#10

Not an American cop.


#11

Overstatement of the year.


#12

That can easily get out of control


#13

It’s apparently not the Land of the Free.


#14

no taser, pepperspray, beanbags, head kicking, dogs, flash bangs either …


#15

Forty years ago this was so subversive…


#16

The policeman appeared to reach for his pepper spray while slap-fighting with the blotto dildo-wielder, but stopped once he gained control of the phallus. Displaying such restraint would be rare in the US, unfortunately.


#17

Warning: Do not attempt while black in the USA.


#18

It’s like punk Harpo Marx! Sublime.


#19

This gentleman seems to be enjoying a rather relaxing pastime.


#20