I like the way this made as much sense as the pickup lines. Or icebreakers, whatever they were.
That’s the ninth garde-manger bat I lost this week, Alfred. I don’t know if I’m cut out for this animal theme heroism stuff…
Quickly, to the bat sprouter!
Look closely at those beets cut like Seymour of LSoH, non-migratory cis-sidekick! The roots are over spec.
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That’s a myth. Bats are no more likely to carry rabies than any other mammal. What makes them special, is that if you do get nipped by one, it’s well nigh impossible to capture the beast to have it checked. You’d need to be treated for rabies just in case, and it’s really no fun.
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Tastes differ, Mr Vanilla.
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I wonder if the Waltons (Walmart owners) have received extortion letters signed ‘The Bat?’
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That’s what I thought at first - that they found a dead bat with a pile of salad it had been eating nearby. Reminded me of the little monkey* scene in the first Indiana Jones movie.
*capuchin?
Heh. All the cool kids are huffing ebola these days. Rabies is so 20th century!
Wait! What was bought at Walmart? It looks like the dead bat. Why would Walmart sell dead bats? Why would anyone buy dead bats?
you are only supposed to put the fur in read the recipe.
The replies are making this my favorite thread in quite a while.
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