Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/10/salad-found-around-dead-bat-bo.html
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Don’t eat them, they’re cuddly & cute.
Sorry folks, we were supposed to charge you extra for the bat. We really appreciate your honesty in returning it.
We can’t shop here…this is bat country.
Fear and Loathing in Walmart.
One more reason to eat them then.
Salad as in… ? Lettuces, radishes, bats. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
“Not so loud, sir, everybody will want one!”
“Potions and Kettle Mixes were are supposed to be in the back. Our bad!”
The important question here is whether it was an organic bat? Truth in Advertising is a serious matter.
I’m still not sure if the headline is about a dead bat in a salad, or that the bat died because of the salad. I’m hoping for the latter.
Because it deserves more likes…
oh man. that’s a brand I buy when I’m feeling lazy
“Organic Marketside
Spring Mix salad, Ozzy Osbourne Edition”
Rabies salad.
I didn’t order any salad with my bat!