Salad found around dead bat bought from Walmart

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/10/salad-found-around-dead-bat-bo.html

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Don’t eat them, they’re cuddly & cute.

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Sorry folks, we were supposed to charge you extra for the bat. We really appreciate your honesty in returning it.

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We can’t shop here…this is bat country.

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Fear and Loathing in Walmart.

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One more reason to eat them then.

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Salad as in… ? Lettuces, radishes, bats. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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“Not so loud, sir, everybody will want one!”

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“Potions and Kettle Mixes were are supposed to be in the back. Our bad!”

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The important question here is whether it was an organic bat? Truth in Advertising is a serious matter.

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I’m still not sure if the headline is about a dead bat in a salad, or that the bat died because of the salad. I’m hoping for the latter.

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Because it deserves more likes…

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oh man. that’s a brand I buy when I’m feeling lazy

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Organic Marketside
Spring Mix salad, Ozzy Osbourne Edition”

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Rabies salad.

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I didn’t order any salad with my bat!

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