Salami cultured from celebrity muscle tissue


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Soooo you can be like Kim Kardashian and might be able to taste Kanye’s salami in the future?


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After which you’ll be faced with the difficult decision as to whether or not you really want to swallow.


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Obligatory “Bitelabs is people!” OK, move on now.


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I want to read Sterling, not live Sterling, for fuck’s sake.


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This just in. Price of fava beans spikes because of high demand.


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Sustainable? What the hell good is that?


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Soylent Green is Franco!


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assuming this is legitimate, aren’t their health concerns with cannibalism? is it only neural issues that causes problems?


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As far as I know its nerve, especially brain and spinal tissues, that cause the issues. And it might not be limited to just brains and spines from the same species. I could totally be wrong but I seem to remember there being concerns about people eating primates for this reason. ANYWAYS this is basically how mad cow happens, but people style.


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I want a list of the names of any celebrity who contributes their muscles. Then I want of list of the names of anyone who purchases these, plus anyone who knowingly consumes it.

I want to add them to my kill filters.

/hates this celebrity culture.


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This idea was a minor part of the film Antiviral. The more central idea was people paying to be infected with viruses collected and cultured from celebrities. I found the movie worth my time.


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