Anyone notice … every time this building does something worse than before, Mr. Hamburger acts like this was all factored in already, all expected behavior, well within what was engineered. Nothing to see here, you guys worry too much.
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“And away we gooooo…”
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I wonder if there is a way to measure the sphincter tension of the residents every time they announce the buildings movements?
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You’ll be disappointed if you follow the arrow because it only points to a billboard that looks like this:
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That’s not gonna be enough to hold it in place, I don’t think.
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If it slides far enough then it will become some other city’s problem.
I wonder how far it has to move before it is assigned a new street address?
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First building to have to worry about gimbal lock?
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Count the diamonds in the toilet paper?
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Actually, I wonder whether it is the parking garage that is moving rather than the Millennium Tower. Just think about how the heavy tower is compacting the soil beneath it. Squeezing out some of the soil from beneath the tower just might push the attached parking garage away.
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Why not both?
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could be, but the parking garage is significantly lighter, and therefore easier to push around.
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The Glasgow Tower wants a word with you.
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Hamburger Concerto
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I mean, this hits all the right targets…poor construction all the way to the engineer’s own hubris.
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