You, sir, are evil for even posting that damned earworm.
[Dramatic 5 minute pause between tweets]
Looking up the hard words in the dictionary (thatâs all of them).
Nah, sheâs just collected enough innocent Mexican child souls for her real boss that she gets to go back to pitchforking the damned.
Bobâs her uncle.
Better get someone who knows how to do press conferences.
I predict (as a replacement) -
He works hard to âinterpretâ everything that dRumph says.
loOk
is the correct spelling when referring to her.
Iâm not in love with the jokes about this dishonest morally vacant humanâs eye. Whatever is going on with her eye it is the only thing about her that isnât awful.
As for the 3.5 years that many people have rightfully questioned, she originally joined the Trump campaign team in February of 2016. So I would guess that theyâre counting from that date.
So dating his reign from before the election?
How very traditional. 
I hope that wasnât a request. I wouldnât touch either. 
What I found amusing is that the caterers at her departure ceremony ran out of utensils with tines. As the wait staff handed out the meals, the only thing to offer was spoons and knifes (and those little toothpicks they use for hors dâoeuvres).
So basically, zero forks were given this day.
Governor of Arkansas?!? Only 2 or 3 of the 30 former press secretaries have gone on to other brief government appointments, and none have ever successfully parlayed it into elected office. It sure seems like the polarizing nature of this job signifies the end of public service, not the beginning. That said, I really hope she does take Trumpâs idiotic advice so we can all point and laugh. (edited to correct # of press secretaries)
It goes along with President Biffâs concept of government, that the US should be a monarchy with hereditary leadership positions. Since her dad was Governor of Arkansas, then she is in the line of succession, right?
I donât think we can be sure that she has quit until we get to hear her denying that she has quit.
So who is the next Prince of Whales? Moby?
âWhen I said resign it was a slip of the tongue. What I meant was recline. Iâm going to recline on this chair and enjoy my wonderful job.â
Oontz, Oontz, Oontz, OontzâŚ
