Scientists finally catch dolphin talking

NOPE 

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Record several thousand hours of conversation and turn a RNN loose on 'em.

Then watch out.

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“You want fish and fuck?”

“…”

“What’s wrong, don’t like fish?”

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Right on. Sex or food was my guess.

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Not really different from homo sapiens I think. Although they are known for taking the long way to get there.

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This place is going to shit

Yeah no kidding

Lets get out of here

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Five words?

“Sandy, Bud is a jerk.”

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The researchers have no clue what the dolphins are saying, but I gather they’re discussing when it’ll be time to leave.

Either that, or, “Miss Shark, shark, shark…”

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“Ah blah es spanyol”

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Beat me to it. I am too slow.

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This place going to shit

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$10 says this shit is going to place.

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Could be sex for food.

We’re not the only sapients on this planet. It’s time we admitted that and started treating these other organisms with respect.

At the very least, not murdering them for sport or folk medicine would be a great start.

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This place is going to Shit. He’s a legacy, his parents gave us a lot of money, so we have to let him in now.

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The conversations went as follows:

“Hey baby, want some fish”

“No thanks, just had some”

“You know you want it”

“Go away you creepy bastard” “You males are such pervs”

“You’re probably a lesbian anyway”

Male dolphins are the MRA jerks of the ocean

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Perfect.

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So apparently, adult dolphins caught in the wild don’t train nearly as well as their raised-in-captivity counterparts.
Instead, they get depressed and if they don’t die, they remain isolated and even sullen.
For a long, long time this was blamed on tank bacteria.

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Dogefin?

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