Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/18/scientists-find-100-million-year-old-sperm-preserved-in-amber.html
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I could have guessed you would find 100 million year old sperm in Amber. Or Ashley. Definitely Ashley.
Please tell me John Hammond is using it to top a cane with.
Wait, what kind of tree was the Amber from?
I’m not gonna look it up but I’d bet good money there’s a porn parody called Jurassic Porkin’ built around that premise.
100 million-year-old sperm
Talk about a case of blue balls
Dad, is that you?
Google Image Search showed covers for:
Jurassic Porn
Jurassic Wood
Jurassic Pork
Jurassic Cock
But not Jurassic Porkin’. Better jump on that idea while you can.
I’d have guessed more porn parodies would do something with the first part of the title too. I mean it already has that “ass” built right in.
So amber is the fossilized form of Kleenex?
I’m surprised there’s not more Assassin’s Creed porn parodies. It has two asses in the name!
Jizzaric Park?
I bet that ostrocod’s dying thought was “Oh no mom will see it!”
For a time-travel story, the sperm is found to contain Trumpian DNA. Yes, the world has been doomed for a very long time. And you knew they were pervos, right?
I read it as 100 million sperm that were one year old, which didn’t seem all that newsworthy.
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