Scientists find 100 million-year-old sperm preserved in amber

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I could have guessed you would find 100 million year old sperm in Amber. Or Ashley. Definitely Ashley.

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Please tell me John Hammond is using it to top a cane with.

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Wait, what kind of tree was the Amber from? image

I’m not gonna look it up but I’d bet good money there’s a porn parody called Jurassic Porkin’ built around that premise.

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100 million-year-old sperm

Talk about a case of blue balls

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Dad, is that you?

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Google Image Search showed covers for:
Jurassic Porn
Jurassic Wood
Jurassic Pork
Jurassic Cock

But not Jurassic Porkin’. Better jump on that idea while you can.

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I’d have guessed more porn parodies would do something with the first part of the title too. I mean it already has that “ass” built right in.

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So amber is the fossilized form of Kleenex?

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I’m surprised there’s not more Assassin’s Creed porn parodies. It has two asses in the name!

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could-should

Jizzaric Park?

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I bet that ostrocod’s dying thought was “Oh no mom will see it!”

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What 100 million year old sperm preserved in amber might look like:

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For a time-travel story, the sperm is found to contain Trumpian DNA. Yes, the world has been doomed for a very long time. And you knew they were pervos, right?

I read it as 100 million sperm that were one year old, which didn’t seem all that newsworthy.

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