Meanwhile, at NASA:
“Yes sir, the latest images from Curiosity are coming in now… we’ll send them over as soon as… what’s this…?
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Oh. My. God.
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What? Um, no not you sir… Ah…hum, we have a situation here. Someone shut down the online feed from Curiosity and call the White H - no, belay that, don’t call that idiot. Does anyone have a number for the Scottish Parliament? We need to talk to them right away about those guidelines they published last month…”