What if Nessie is female? …
Not the most impressive sporran I’ve ever seen, but what does Nessie know, anyway.
Oh. KIT, not KILT. Got it.
Och, laddie, it’s nae the sporran wha’ counts, but wha’s beneath it!
So I hear.
Which reminds me of the old joke:
Q. What does a Scotsman wear beneath his kilt?
The truth is much more terrifying.
Hmm. Sometime in the 1980ies I saw a sketch on a British TV channel.
The setup was a scotsman sitting in a cinema between two little old ladies. Wearing a kilt. With a sporran. A sporran with an animal’s head on it. Possibly a fox or a badger, I forget.
First little old lady starts to pet the head on the sporran, thinking it’s a lapdog.
Scotsman politely points out to her that she is stroking his sporran.
Second little old lady exclaims, “What? I’ve been feeding it bisquits for the last half hour!”
I think of all the crypto creatures in the world, Lochness Monster seems impossible. There would have to be a breeding population and there simply is not enough food sources for even one to live, let alone fiftyor so. There may be a bizarre animal that lives in the lake, but it’s not a pleisiosaur. I’m all about the Yeti though… YetiLives.
Something like that ski-fi tropiness, and in Scotland, it involves a spell broken only by Andy Murray:
You will yet understand the “multidimensional” aspect of the cryptid paradox, padawan.
Batter and deep-fry it?
I am willing to volunteer to become Nessie.
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