Scotland's official plan if the Loch Ness Monster is found


#21

So I hear.

:slight_smile:


#22

Which reminds me of the old joke:
Q. What does a Scotsman wear beneath his kilt?
A. Shoes.


#23

The truth is much more terrifying.


#24

Hmm. Sometime in the 1980ies I saw a sketch on a British TV channel.
The setup was a scotsman sitting in a cinema between two little old ladies. Wearing a kilt. With a sporran. A sporran with an animal’s head on it. Possibly a fox or a badger, I forget.
First little old lady starts to pet the head on the sporran, thinking it’s a lapdog.
Scotsman politely points out to her that she is stroking his sporran.
Second little old lady exclaims, “What? I’ve been feeding it bisquits for the last half hour!”


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#26

I think of all the crypto creatures in the world, Lochness Monster seems impossible. There would have to be a breeding population and there simply is not enough food sources for even one to live, let alone fiftyor so. There may be a bizarre animal that lives in the lake, but it’s not a pleisiosaur. I’m all about the Yeti though… YetiLives.
:yum:


#27

Something like that ski-fi tropiness, and in Scotland, it involves a spell broken only by Andy Murray:


#28

You will yet understand the “multidimensional” aspect of the cryptid paradox, padawan.

:wink:


#29

bgalatica_say


#30

I need to call Santa Cruz’s city council to know what plans they have if any mermaids are found. (or possibly mermen, merwives, or merhusbands)


#31

Batter and deep-fry it?


#32

I am willing to volunteer to become Nessie.


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