U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service: "Are we ready for 'Bigfoot" or the Loch Ness Monster?"


#1

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#2

What a silly question. Obviously Nessie would fall under UK jurisdiction.


#3

“Gie yer ain mascot ye sassenach dobbers!” ~ sincerely, Scotland.


#4

Loch Ness Monster
Daily Bag Limit: 1

:confused:


#5

I caught the Loch Ness Monster once, but I strictly adhere to the “catch and release program”.
Hence I haven’t any evidence.


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#7

If Bigfoot were to be actually discovered, every gun nut would swarm the area and promptly make them extinct.
Merica!


#8

Dont forget the awkwardly named Yaquina Bay Sea Monster.


#9

I’m going with the theory that most Bigfoot sightings are actually misidentified bears.


#10

If you ask on the same day we learn about evidence of Planet X… yes, yes we are.

(pluto forever!!!)


#11

The Malheur Files.


#12

Ah Andre the Giant’s second best performance ever!

[There is no way even the iconic Bigfoot-bot portrayal comes close to Fezzik in the Princess Bride]


#13

Why was this even a thing? New species are identified every week. Is Bigfoot magic or something?


#14

Well, they occupy no small space in the public imagination, so the expected reaction would be expected to be larger than a new kind of squid or bug or whatever.

I think it’s a useful thought experiment.

Think about the results of a similar thought experiment would have had if someone had asked themselves, “What would happen if all the levees in New Orleans broke all at once?”


#15

I prefer to think that they’d befriend the Bigfeet and take them target shooting, maybe even get them enrolled in Project Appleseed. Or is my absurdism showing?


#16

That does not seem immediately relevant to the Bigfoot question. Are you simply arguing in favor of thought?


#17

yes he is real !!! I saw him when inventorying animals in Gorgonzo Africa. I was volunteering. He suddenly appeared in full frame. Not an ape, more man like. And your pics are wrong. Africa is the most active place. I made a conscious decision to not capture the pic because people would hunt him but they cannot hunt in this sanctuary. it was night, he was caught full frame on a trail cam. without one single doubt, and I never believed. I believe now. YES he does and I would argue that to my death !!!


#18

No, I told you hes real. it pertains to BF


#19

What is your bigfoot question then?

Perhaps I misunderstood what you are trying to say.

By thinking about it now, they can formulate a contingency plan. One they may never need, but is good to have.

The CDC and the British equivalent have “Zombie Apocalypse” type contingency plans, in similar vein.


#20

I told you he is real. I have no question. You don’t think he is I think.