Sex toy Rube Goldberg machine [NSFW]

“Machine Sex Toy” is the name of my Nine Inch Nails cover band.

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I believe this is in fact a sophisticated metaphor for the world we face entering 2017. A bunch of dildos carrying out their masters’ directives, with one gimp jarringly inserted into the middle of it all. He’s still carrying out the same directives, but cut a deal to get his own “shining moment” for the promotion of his GIMP brand.

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So…if I have a dishwasher designed to fit the College of Cardinals despite the infrequency of formalized meetings, I should think about hand washing? Good to know.

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I’m not trying widthwise either!

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No, but I was wondering about the dominoes.

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As I read through the comments I grew increasingly grateful that I skipped the original article and came straight here.

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So is this video posted anywhere that doesn’t require opening a portal to the Borg (Google account) to view?

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snugly

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amateur!

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that’s what you think…hold my beer.

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