Sex toy Rube Goldberg machine [NSFW]


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/01/sex-toy-rube-goldberg-machine.html


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#2

I thought 2016 was over with already?


#3

Oblig:


#4

Using a gimp is cheating. That’s a Rube Goldberg DQ.


#5

That’s a lot of dildos right there.


#6

Rube Goldberg? More like Lube Goldberg, amirite?


#7

So, what this is really saying is: Happy New Year 2017…we’re all fucked?


#8

Am I the only one one disappointed this was a Rube Goldenberg machine made out of sex toys, and not a sex toy that uses a Rube Goldenberg machine to work? (As the headline hints at.)


#9

I think that would be a “Rube Goldberg Machine Sex Toy”


#10

Yes, I suppose you’re right when you break down the sentence structure.

But I still feel like the kid who just opened the prettiest wrapped package the same size as a new Playstation, and have it come up socks.


#11

I’m more upset that it is basically a marble run with dongs flopping around. There has to be more creative uses (in a Rube Goldberg machine) for a shopping cart of sex toys.


#12

anyone else curious how the rubber chicken fits in?


#13

I think this is really a Rube Goldberg sex toy machine because the alternative is just too disturbing.


#14

must resist the urge to google it…


#15

Not lengthwise.


#16

It didn’t seem like a lot to me, but I guess such things are relative. :wink:


#17

Asking for a friend, are we?


#18

That one seems obvious…


#19

@Mister44

No, I think that sould rather be Rube “Machine Sex Toy” Goldberg.


#20

Sending a bunch to seditionists illegally occupying a Federal wildlife refuge was pretty good. Maybe not a “machine” but definitely a good use.