If you are a Goth, where were you when they sacked Rome?
Do I look THAT old?
Is this a trick question?
Shouldn’t that be “Is that a trick question”?
Or did I just fall for the trick?
This, that… aren’t those bourgeois categories anyway?
What about the other?
¿“ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ” uoıʇuǝɯ uıɐƃɐ ɹǝʌǝu oʇ ǝǝɹƃɐ ǝʍ ʇ,upıp
Is that why we locked it in the basement and dressed it in mother’s clothing?
Don’t you have a question? Hmmm? Do you need to borrow one?
But will they give it back? And if they do, will it already be answered?
Ah, but shouldn’t it be questioned?
I think that’s unquestionable, isn’t it? Is there an authority on questions we could question?
All fun aside, how the hell am I going to find a flat until September 1st in a market which is as overheated and dried out as the weather in most parts of Germany this summer?
This is the questions thread for questions without answers, right?
How will I know when the roaches my asshole neighbors brought into the building are all dead?
"I tied my bathrobe for this?"
Oh, dear, we’re up to this again, are we?