Like this?
Unless anyone has anything better?
And how could they?
Should I take another three hour nap today?
Who are we to judge?
Do you think Iâm snacking too much?
What are you having?
Why, is this too much?
Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
Would going outside to post it count as exercise?
What is a scotch pancake?
ETA - Never mind, looked it up; didnât I think it would involve a sheepâs stomach or some such?
Were you disappointed to learn that haggis donât have shorter legs on one side?
Doesnât that metal handle get too hot to touch?
Is there real scotch in those pancakes?
Are you suggesting I check?
For breakfast?
Is this enough?
Isnât that because all the clockwise and anti-clockwise haggis paired off and swam for America? Donât they all live here now, cleverly disguised as left and right facing roof-moose?
Are you waiting for me to say when?
Can I have a flaming Homer instead?
Would you settle for a Flaming Moe?