Ironically, he would have been refused service at All American Burger.
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He had to become a vampire hunter to fend off all those goddamned sparkly vampires.
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I think the fruit isn’t that low hanging, more the branch.
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Four score and seven beers ago.
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Oh, boy. That statue happened to be shown in a GW doc a couple or so decades ago. I recall a rather cartoony condescending tour guide/curator/historian/whatever, his doe eyes turned upward to the statue, going on about GW’s appearance (and not much else): “As you can see, George Washington was extraordinarily handsome.”
Stone-cold love! 
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Love means looking past the ivories.
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I think all the humor surrounding this statue would sit just fine with Mr. Lincoln.
http://www.abrahamlincolnsclassroom.org/abraham-lincoln-in-depth/abraham-lincolns-stories-and-humor/
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Any Lincoln statue is hot Lincoln. That man was FIRE!!
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“Well, from a sculpturing standpoint, it’s better to show the body without any clothes,” he explained. “That’s why I left ’em off.”
Me, too, Jim. Me too.
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