Sign is accurate. Swan is aggressive

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/04/05/sign-is-accurate-swan-is-aggr.html

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What vandalism!

Better call the cops.

On second thoughts, maybe not.

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The Old Bill will sort him out and that swan’ll be up in front of the Beak in the morning.

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No sign needed. They’ll find out soon enough. (With a small lake/pond, anyways)

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S̶w̶a̶n̶ Angry Snake Disguised as a Bird is aggressive

Here, I fixed it!

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She’ll be spending time in the pen, for certain.

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There’s a potential pun in French…

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The sign was the work of some anonymous, defamatory censorious troll and I cannot blame the swan for disrespecting it. It didn’t even have a cygneture.

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The swan then demanded an apology from the signs’ author. Not unlike a certain angry pumpkin I know.

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Also, FAKE NEWS, whole scene was staged by lying media.

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It’s just the one swan…

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This is another one of those deleted scenes from Rogue One, isn’t it?

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Another instance.

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Swans = bougie geese

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i love this so much.

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Yes.

The only time I’ve truly been afraid of a bird was when I stumbled upon a swan with babies in tow.

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We really should be putting them on the dinner table. Of course, Brits can’t but for the rest of us those are tasty tasty nuisance birds IMO.

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My anti-swan suit, let me show you it.


Also good agains sword-wielding merman and West Bromley Fighting Haddocks.

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To be fair, it was raised by ducks, who shunned it for deviating from their beauty standards.

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