Sign is accurate. Swan is aggressive


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/05/sign-is-accurate-swan-is-aggr.html


#2

What vandalism!

Better call the cops.

On second thoughts, maybe not.


#3

The Old Bill will sort him out and that swan’ll be up in front of the Beak in the morning.


#4

No sign needed. They’ll find out soon enough. (With a small lake/pond, anyways)


#5

S̶w̶a̶n̶ Angry Snake Disguised as a Bird is aggressive

Here, I fixed it!


#6

She’ll be spending time in the pen, for certain.


#7

There’s a potential pun in French…


#8

The sign was the work of some anonymous, defamatory censorious troll and I cannot blame the swan for disrespecting it. It didn’t even have a cygneture.


#9

The swan then demanded an apology from the signs’ author. Not unlike a certain angry pumpkin I know.


#10

Also, FAKE NEWS, whole scene was staged by lying media.


#11

It’s just the one swan…


#12

This is another one of those deleted scenes from Rogue One, isn’t it?


#13

Another instance.


#14

Swans = bougie geese


#15

i love this so much.


#16

Yes.

The only time I’ve truly been afraid of a bird was when I stumbled upon a swan with babies in tow.


#17

We really should be putting them on the dinner table. Of course, Brits can’t but for the rest of us those are tasty tasty nuisance birds IMO.


#18

My anti-swan suit, let me show you it.


Also good agains sword-wielding merman and West Bromley Fighting Haddocks.


#19

To be fair, it was raised by ducks, who shunned it for deviating from their beauty standards.


#20