Six tiny cellphones found hidden in a pair of Nike shoes at Oklahoma detention center

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/09/six-tiny-cellphones-found-hidd.html

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Obligatory:

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Looks like that prisoner wasn’t brave enough to stash them up the keister

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Somehow, “malware in prison” is not an intersectionality I expect to gain much traction among social activists…

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He was afraid he’d accidentally buttdial someone. (I’ll see myself out now)

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It’s called pulling a Giuliani around here.

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Yeah, I highly doubt prisoners seeking cell phones really give a damn about malware.

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Calling Derek Zoolander.

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MUST-HAVES:

  • Can call outside world
  • Rounded edges

NICE-TO-HAVES:

  • Vibration
  • Doesn’t report location to Chinese government
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The important thing is can they play Snake!?

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I wonder about the people who use such tiny phones…

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Do you think they might have malware on them?

How would that even…

I’m pretty sure these don’t do anything but make calls.

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My first reaction is how a walker would avoid crushing the phones unless they installed some tough framework in the soles.

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They still smell better than the last batch he smuggled in.

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