Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/09/six-tiny-cellphones-found-hidd.html
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Obligatory:
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Looks like that prisoner wasn’t brave enough to stash them up the keister
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Somehow, “malware in prison” is not an intersectionality I expect to gain much traction among social activists…
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He was afraid he’d accidentally buttdial someone. (I’ll see myself out now)
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It’s called pulling a Giuliani around here.
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Yeah, I highly doubt prisoners seeking cell phones really give a damn about malware.
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Calling Derek Zoolander.
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MUST-HAVES:
- Can call outside world
- Rounded edges
NICE-TO-HAVES:
- Vibration
- Doesn’t report location to Chinese government
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The important thing is can they play Snake!?
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Do you think they might have malware on them?
How would that even…
I’m pretty sure these don’t do anything but make calls.
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My first reaction is how a walker would avoid crushing the phones unless they installed some tough framework in the soles.
They still smell better than the last batch he smuggled in.
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