Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/27/ring-ring-buttphone.html
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I bet the audio quality is shit.
Cheeky!
And the reception is probably pretty crappy too. But I’d worry most about butt dialing.
How asinine.
Yeah but it’s got build quality you can really get behind.
I think we’ve found the new preferred phone model for Spicey’s staff members!
Huh, the “BOSS” that it’s designed to beat is apparently the Body Orifice Scanner chair, not just The Man as I first assumed.
Yeah, and then you have to listen to some arsehole or other.
Their home page address is delightfully incongruous:
Just as long as it isn’t a stoolie.
Anyone know what the default brown-ring-tone is?
Is simming a thing? (for a friend)
Instructions unclear, head stuck up ass and can’t stop rolling around.
This seems like the kind of small electronic device is the type of thing easily misplaced unless someone was very anal about where their things go.
Buttdialing… will never be the same.
What would the ads for this phone have as their catch phrase?
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Most of the people who use that phone are talking out their ass anyway.
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Now politicians don’t need to pull their heads out to take calls from lobbyists or their constituents.
This HAS to be someone’s fetish.
No doubt there is some confusion for people who need body orifices, canned.
OK - so to be clear, this is just a small phone that happens to fit the niche of people who need to anally (or vaginally) smuggle one. Not that it was MADE for that purpose?