The Amazon reviews for a phone designed for rectal smuggling are pretty interesting reading

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/27/ring-ring-buttphone.html

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I bet the audio quality is shit.

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Cheeky!

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And the reception is probably pretty crappy too. But I’d worry most about butt dialing.

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How asinine.

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Yeah but it’s got build quality you can really get behind.

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I think we’ve found the new preferred phone model for Spicey’s staff members!

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Huh, the “BOSS” that it’s designed to beat is apparently the Body Orifice Scanner chair, not just The Man as I first assumed.

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Yeah, and then you have to listen to some arsehole or other.

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Their home page address is delightfully incongruous:

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Just as long as it isn’t a stoolie.

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Anyone know what the default brown-ring-tone is?

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Is simming a thing? (for a friend)

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Instructions unclear, head stuck up ass and can’t stop rolling around.

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This seems like the kind of small electronic device is the type of thing easily misplaced unless someone was very anal about where their things go.

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Buttdialing… will never be the same.

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What would the ads for this phone have as their catch phrase?

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This HAS to be someone’s fetish.

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No doubt there is some confusion for people who need body orifices, canned.

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OK - so to be clear, this is just a small phone that happens to fit the niche of people who need to anally (or vaginally) smuggle one. Not that it was MADE for that purpose?

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