It seems like a rectal phone could be better designed than that.
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I’ll buy one if you can set it to vibrate.
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When phone sex … goes deep.
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Hey, I have that butt plug. Wait, it’s a phone, too?!
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And for when you lose your rectal phone:
(Not actual size)
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It appears to be purpose built to defeat the prison body-scanner @baztastic mentioned.
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0_o I can’t believe the market is that large… and that the phone is that cheap for a niche market.
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Late Stage Capitalism.
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OH DEAR GOD NO.
—Siri
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I feel like I’ve seen this before…
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Over 85,000 inmates in the UK, so…
It’s also available in the US where 2.3 million people are locked up.
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Does it have an app for brown notes?
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I would suspect that in this case people would be entirely willing to sacrifice some degree of ease of use for improved portability – fifteen keys seems excessive. This in turn would indicate that a significant proportion of the market isn’t necessarily interested in going to such extremes.
Does it come with any games installed? 
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“Hey man, why didn’t you call at the arranged time?”
“Some arsehole stole my phone.”
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I don’t get why this phone is the butt of everyone’s jokes.
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“That stinks man!”
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Just one
I don’t think butt stuff counts. Or does it?
