Slaughtered Danish mink rise from grave

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/26/slaughtered-danish-mink-rise-from-grave.html

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“I wouldn’t drink the tapwater in Denmark for a while if I were you”
I don’t know what scares me more about tap water the floaty puffy zombie mink or the chloramine? …at least you can boil away the mink.

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Hmm this coffee tastes of swimming pools and fancy hats.

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Slaughtered Danish mink rise from grave

That’s odd, I assumed they wouldn’t.

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I think we’re gonna need a bigger ditch.

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Those Danes seem to have a recurring problem with the restless dead…

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Teenage mutant covid zombie ninja minks

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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

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I told you not to dig that trench in the pet cemetery…!!

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Thanks for the reminder, @MagicFox

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Of course they are rising from their grave! 2020 is not over yet after all.

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Sooo…
A little correction seems appropriate.
Disclaimer: I’m Danish.

  1. relax.
    We have succesfully dismantled the mink fur trade. Yay!
    2: We did because the mink possibly could infect us with new coronavirus strains. Yay!
  2. We let the farmers bury them in shallow graves.
    Ahem… not good.
    Not good because groundwater.
  3. We are starting to remove them from the shallow graves. Yay!
  4. Our groundwater is generally so good that we run it into our taps untreated. it is actually the law here.
    Yay!
  5. Let’s keep it that way.

Here endeth the correction.

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  1. Mink aren’t very nice. They would never go gentle into that good night.

  2. Any who uses ‘yay’ in this fashion is OK by my book. Particularly if they are being nice about it.

  3. Sorry about what the British navy did to Copenhagen in 1807, but it was all Napoleon’s fault really.

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“Boil away the Mink” was the working title of the Roxy Music song “Dance Away”.

True story.

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You only live twice. I prefer my Minks cremated not interred.

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Wouldnt it be captial wise make sense to skin them before burying?

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Puffed up by decomposition gases, it’s the undead balloon animals.

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