Slender Man costume


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#3

Slender Man is to Nietzsche as Wisconsin girls are to Leopold and Loeb. Discuss.


#4

Take this, surveillance cameras!


#5

Nah, when they arrest you, they’ll just force you into lycra pants, so they can identify you by your genitals.


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#7

That’s not Slenderman, it’s just a guy in a black suit. Isn’t slenderman more… slender? Also about seven feet tall?


#8

And has tentacles. And wears an actual suit, instead of a Lycra-printed picture of a suit.

But all of those things cost more than $45.

Seriously, they’re not even trying. I might believe they were sincere if they’d made even a half-assed attempt at the tentacles. As it is, this is less “Slenderman” and more “Shit, we overstocked on novelty suit-print body stockings!”


#9

I don’t think the tentacles were there, originally. I’m not sure if they’re non-canonical, or grew.


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