Slotted mattress facilitates cuddling

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Korean BBQ.

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I was hoping for suggestions I could fix by washing the sheets. Not something I’d need to steam clean my bed for. :octopus:

As much as I love my octopus, I’d also like to have the :‍o face I’m trying for. Should I file a bug? :open_mouth: This is wrong. :astonished: Also wrong. :hushed: Almost right. :anger: Damn it, Discourse.

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Fondue Bourginin Burginion Borgnine with oil would be pretty dodgy, as would Hot Pot or steamboat dishes. Fire extinguisher and First Aid Kit on standby for those.

Flatbread wraps with lamb and plenty of tabbouleh? You’d be finding tiny flecks of parsley and wheat for months.

What about :anguished: or :fearful:or :scream:

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Tortilla chips and sunflower seeds in the shell.

Enjoy the shards.

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“Those aren’t pillows!” https://youtu.be/u2pu0m9iTo4

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Cuddling, hell – That’s where I keep my guns.

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Cuddle mattress for those who are not willing to fully commit!
I just dislocate my shoulder prior to cuddle time.

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You know what I’m going to say.

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