Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/23/how-to-fold-a-fitted-sheet.html
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My wife can fold a fitted sheet so well that it is indistinguishable from a flat sheet when it is on the laundry shelf. This drives me nuts as I then can’t easily select a pair without a fair bit of unfolding, which kind-of defeats the purpose. My system of screwing the fitted sheet into a ball after a few minutes of frustration, works to better identify the fitted ones.
I reject your premise that fitted sheets must be folded!!!11!!1
Who cares when you stuff them in a drawer? Not me at least.
They get all wrinkly when you don’t fold them properly.
I never got the whole “OMG fitted sheets are just like soooo hard!1!!one!” meme. Just watching a YouTube tutorial and a tiny bit of practice was enough for me. Yes they are slightly more effort than a standard sheet but it’s really not that hard.
Next, you can master hospital corners.
I do it slightly different, but yes, my mom taught me how to do this like 30 years ago.
Wrinkles are a problem?
I mean…by definition they’re fitted so they stretch out across the mattress. Result: wrinkles disappear.
Not to mention…they’re sheets. You sleep on them. Who cares if they’re wrinkled?
I like sheets like I like my women. Flat and stiff. (/s… I much prefer fluffy and lumpy.)
What’s next? Is she going to tell me how to never lose my socks pairs?
But I also must say, how is this living on a dime? Are you really spending all your money paying the help to fold your sheets?
Same here…only wrinkled
No! Trap my feet at your peril.
Watching these sheets folded makes me feel better.
Ah! She’s a witch! Burn her!
No, but I will:
If your sheets aren’t wrinkled you are not doing it right!
Or at all…
The only difference in the technique I use is that I only fold the sheets enough to slide them into one of the pillow cases. Much easier to keep matched sets together.
If you are living on a dime, chances are the sheets go back on the bed after washing, not in a closet.
Wait. What? Sheets are supposed to fold?