Solid brass octopus escape key


Qwerty also has the power to gradually change the whorls on your index finger. Check out those teeth. Serious power.


Kids now days… In my day you actually had to type “Release the Kraken!”.


In all seriousness, we say that here at work whenever our office cat is brought back in after the weekend and he’s let out of his carrier.


I work next to a guy who loudly plays opera during the day.
I’m perfectly fine with the rappid stacatto of quality keys pertrurbing people.


Since if your coworkers become enraged by the noise of your typing and attack you, your keyboard qualifies as a lethal weapon when swung, you have very little to worry about.

This attitude does not fly well at home, however.

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