Originally published at: Somehow, another Bangkok man required assistance removing a padlock from his penis | Boing Boing
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Docs balk at talk of cock-locked jocks walking Bangkok!
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I bet that was a wild Saturday night.
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I got a padlock locked, around my cock.”
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his mother made it clear that he was very single and enjoyed putting his penis through small holes apparently.
His poor mom.
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His … mother? Well, now it’s a party! Eew.
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While he’s previously demoed picking a “locking device” using a condom wrapper, I don’t think the LockPickingLaywer would touch that one with a pole of any length.
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Time to call in the LockPicking Urologist.
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Q: “Did you hear the ‘clang’ sound he made walking through the airport turnstile? What’s that all about?”
A: “When someone has a padlock on their junk sooner or later they’re going to Bangkok.“
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Really? Not the Cock Picking Lawyer?..
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“No, no. You want the guy who picks locks, not the guy who locks pricks.”
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This love lock fad has really gone too far.
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Is he part of the Bangkok cock lock flock?
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Or a case for the Lock Pricking Lawyer
Careful with that angle grinder fellahs.
You may laugh; but it still hasn’t been stolen.
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Sounds like some rude mnemonic.
Seriously, just get an actual chastity device. I recommend the holy trainer, although I’m not going to put up a link! (Not that they have anything particularly explicit on their site.) Also, do research your kink before trying it and don’t lose your key!
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good advice, but in this case i rather suspect Bankok man used it as snap-on cock ring (ouch).
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