I, for one, liked the change, though I was confused. ;-). Then again maybe I’m a sucker for Monty Python references.
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A Zen master visiting New York stops by a hotdog vendor to buy a hotdog. He gives the vendor a five for a 2.50 hotdog. The vendor gives him the hotdog with a smile and then turns to the next customer.
“Hey, where’s my change?” says the Zen master.
“Change must come from within,” replies the vendor.
The Zen master says, “Damn straight, so cough it up!”
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By incredible coincidence a Buddhist monk stopped by that same hotdog stand
and asked the vendor to make him one with everything.
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At which point the Zen master said “hang on buddy, this guy still hasn’t given me my change - and Imma bout to show him the sound of one hand clapping…”
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I’ve missed half the title-changes, which is a shame.
I’d love a way to see the history of the changes.
Not interested in the culprits, though. 
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I saw what you did, @docosc
I’m not a competitive person, I’ll be the first to admit it.
Oh, maybe it wasn’t you after all, doc. I just found the headline to be suspiciously doccy. 
I’ve had to edit this post - 3-post rule ‘n’ all.
What did Elton John say when he saw a rabbit at the gymnasium?
It’s a little fit bunny…
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Four Archetypes; Mother, Rebirth, Spirit, Trickster
Those are good, I also like “Matriarch, Patriarch, Craftsperson, Clown”
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Oh, I don’t know.
I’d hate to get lost in sofas and under car mats.
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I would dearly love to claim to be that clever, but alas, it is not I.
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The mystery continues apace…
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In a thread that started out as “Dad Jokes”, it’s wrong to separate Patriarch and Clown!
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Sorry.
The Four Archetypes are
Matriarch, Patriarch, Craftsperson, and TinkyWinky
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Breaking news:
A fortune-telling dwarf has recently escaped from prison.
Police are seeking a small medium at large.
The Two Ronnies - circa the 70’s.
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His father was a psychic and his mother was a contortionist, so he can foresee his own end.
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I saw a very angry dwarf once, I don’t know what pissed him off, all I know is, he wasn’t Happy.
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Why was the Soviet leader so slow to react to the German invasion of the Soviet Union in June 1941?
He was always Stalin.
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What’s a forklift?
Food, usually.
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Furthermore:
When Lord Nelson died he was 5 foot tall…
His statue in London is 15 foot tall…
That’s Horatio of 3:1
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