Songs That Never Fail To Make White People Beyond Turnt: A Playlist

d&d love GIF by Hyper RPG

11 Likes

That’s occupational PTSD.

/not sure microdosing shrooms will help, though

1 Like

even with my hip replaced, I can shake it to near anything. I’d love to get together with you and … end the universe?! I dunno, but it sounds like it’d be epic.

1 Like

I fuckin’ hate almost every song on this list. This is like a worst-of classic rock stations plus a few more recent turds.

I don’t love Weezer, but they deserve better. The Queen tracks are super overplayed but they’re still Queen. Stacy’s Mom is a straight-up banger (RIP Adam Schlesinger)

Ah well, my mistake. I have to admit that many of my countrymen are buck eejits. :cry:

3 Likes

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. :wink:

2 Likes

I believe that would be “Rock the Boat”

1 Like

I’m always weirded out by Mr. Brightside. The song is so unmemorable that every time I hear about it on one of these lists I have to go listen to it to know what people are talking about and every time I feel like I’ve never heard it before and wouldn’t want to hear it again.

If thats not turnt, I don’t know what is. All sittin on the floor in your wedding garb?

1 Like

Thanks Derry Girls…

10 Likes

I mean does the song even mention rowing? TURNT!!!

5 Likes

I thought we had hashed this out years ago! The music that I like is good for reasons. The music you like is bad for reasons. If you happen to like what I like, it might be ok, but we will need to have a discussion about it. A long discussion - that really has very little to do with music, but will be more about culture in general and will reflect our respective ranks on the multi-dimensional status hierarchies that we inhabit.

4 Likes

Apparently I am not white enough, since most of those songs do nothing for me. And the ones I do like I think are mostly “just OK.”

Tunes like “You Shook Me All Night Long” I’ve heard so many time in my life it’s like they are just background noise at this point.

2 Likes

AC/DC is the master of the single entendre.

4 Likes

When a place like f*cking Applebee’s appropriates Back in Black, you know the whole genre has jumped the shark

4 Likes

You haven’t enjoyed “hella” thoroughly until you’ve heard a young kid use “hecka” in the same context.

Understood and accepted - but cannot like! :wink:

How could they forget…

This topic was automatically closed after 4 days. New replies are no longer allowed.